From masturbating to Japanese women to meeting one

I had this girlfriend once. Who liked me. And I loved her. She asked me if I’d masturbate when we were worlds apart at the time – quite literally. We used to meet only once a month or so. With everyone busy with work and shit. If I masturbated, it’d keep me from cheating on her. And it sorta did. The only time I tried cheating on her, I found it impossible to have sex! The girl wasn’t her. So I stopped even trying. I never cheated. Then we broke up.
I kept on masturbating. To different people this time. Got into porn and could name quite the number of pornstars straight off my mind. The thing about masturbating to pornstars is the amount of time it takes you to find the perfect girl of your dreams. And it can be quite the task. And damn frustrating.
I found my fantasy hid in the porn world in the form of small tits and just the right size of butts and small bodies as well. The women of Japan. Graceful. This isn’t to mean that all women from Japan are of the small svelte figure… The majority in porn sites are though. And I had a wild day at this.
They say sex answers the questions to a lotta things. If you’re tired, sex is a great thing to cheer you up. When you haven’t been sleeping alright a couple of days, sex is what you need. When you’re stressed up and frustrated, guess who is there…. Yes, sex. And I had plenty of it between myself and Japanese porn stars.
Till she came along.
Miko Hoko.
We met at a mathematics contest. Our students had tied at position one so the finest teachers had to be paraded around too. She taught at some fancy school, I taught at a school whose name I could barely pronounce.
She taught math and physics. I taught math and business studies. At least the mathematics was in common.
The big difference though, was on how we looked. She was a beautiful mishy mushy combination of Juniper Lee and Mulan. If anything, she looked like a character that fell of a traveller’s novel or walked off a Disney movie. She was damn pretty. Too pretty.
If you thought models and pornstars were pretty, you should see this teaching lass. I’d never desired a teacher before. As a matter of fact, if teachers were a fabric, I thought me cut from a different cloth. But upon me and Miko talking, I thought we probably were cut from one piece. She was as smart as her face was a sight of heaven.
“I play chess,” she said. Explaining her abhorrence of sports. See, she even made a simple teacher as I, Sospeter, to use large words. Abhorrence. Eh, Allan Poe should see this. Hah!!
“Well, I am a Knight in these parts.” That was fucking impressive, right? I mean that was a direct translation to “I play chess like a King!”
“Board games are alright,” I added.
“You know, in Japan, they insist on building the mind rather than the body.” That was her other reason as to not being athletic.
Miko was talking a lot. I wasn’t listening.
I was only thinking about her.
Her beauty.
And how, after all my masturbation to Japanese porn, I’d found myself one.
Yes, she was single. I wasn’t the type of sick Fuck to hit on someone who is in a relationship. It isn’t nice to hit on one with another and ruin a relationship. Besides, easy come, easy go. If she leaves her boyfriend for you, she’ll leave you for another. Best believe that.
The only issue though, was her salary to mine. She was earning nearly five times to me. But was that a problem? I mean, I didn’t give a fuck either way.
“Miko,” I said, “You’re a likeable shojo.” I had googled a few Japanese words to impress her.
“Hajimemashite.” And she left. Nice to meet you.

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